The Official 'We Hate Ash' Thread

[DJ_L3ThAL]

Noof/Snowman Enterprises proudly present:

'10 Things I Hate About Ash (R31Nismoid)'

i cant think of 10 things so ill just say what comes to mind

#1. he told me my car wouldnt be right on saturday's cruise so i called it off and made other plans but now i hear my car would be fine

#2. he wont fix his diff mounts

#3. his wastegate isnt loud enough

#4. he needs injectors

#5. he turned me down in bed

anyone like to add ? :flamed:

[adznight]

#6. He wont pay my child support

[funkymonkey]

you forgot that he's ugly

[DJ_L3ThAL]

not 10 things all up, this thread would be over in a second, i just wanted to use a movie title and edit it for this thread to think im cool

... /me runs

[Snowman]

Yeah I hate that he thinks that having a screamer pipe makes up for only having 122rwkw's.

I hate that he thinks because he couldn't keep up with 2 GTR's he tells people that the roads aint suitable.

I hate the way he brushes his hair.

I hate the way he drive's over screws whilst using my semi-comps

I just think the guy is a loser.

[R31Nismoid]

WWAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

You wait till tonight boy.

Remember i can hold my grog better than you... you might wake-up with one less eyebrow

[R31Nismoid]

#2. he wont fix his diff mounts

actually... 10 days and the new mounts arrive from Japan

So at least im working on improving myself in the public eye

hahaha

[DJ_L3ThAL]

i have a lock on my door :D:D

[funkymonkey]

and that's stopped him when?

[Jamezilla]

My favourite:

Re: Hit and run damage on parked cars:

And yeah, park it on the street... you risk things like this happening. If i go anywhere like a mates etc, i make sure i've booked a driveway possie before i drive my sky there

What isn't mentioned is the damage inflicted by Ash's car on the neighbours as it is backed out of said driveway.

[funkymonkey]

i'm leaving this thread for the day, but then I'm deleting it qwhen I get home from the cuise... lol it has no point, but to bag Ash. Which is OK (Should be national past time) but um... yeah pointless... RSPCA might get angry for mistreatin him.

[MSPEC]

Dont know Ash but the thread is funny keep it!

[R31Nismoid]

Leave the thread... it's taking the p(ss outta me and i have no objection to it at all.

At least i can take it

Oh James... yeah... it's the neighbours that have to be careful of me at times!

hahahah

[R31Nismoid]

I'm waiting for the likes of merli to come along with some stoopid pic..

Or mesh, or Geoff lol

[DJ_L3ThAL]

LMAO, honestly i think this is turning out to be a classic thread, maybe we need a section where we keepo 'classic' threads, like all wardest's and tribute to wardest threads

[THE CHIEF]

Yeah I hate that he thinks that having a screamer pipe makes up for only having 122rwkw's.

I hate that he thinks because he couldn't keep up with 2 GTR's he tells people that the roads aint suitable.

ROFL!!

[KamikazeR33]

he thinks that because he owns a R31 we have to make him feel "SPECIAL"

[RBN1]

sounds like love Nathan.

[acsplit]

hmm taking the piss out of Ash and he is not crying about it i better get in before he changes his mind

" he screams like a girl when someone drives his car half as stoopid as he does sidewyas :D"

and yeah he screams like a girl i am sure nathan can vouch for this

[HoeTrain]

Can anyone else picture David Letterman reading this thread?