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DO NOT Do the Following to your New R35

install a bodykit on your R35 GTR

r35_manual4.JPG

stop it on train tracks whilst signalling a train

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leave a coke can under the brake pedal

r35_manual1.JPG

forget to press the N button while pushing the car?

r35_manual3.JPG

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yeah they are out of the user manual. There is an even funny one in there of a guy that looks like he is about to jump off a bridge after getting a flat. I'll try and scan it up later. :(

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at a guess i'd imagine it would be something about modifying the car, and it voiding warranty or some such thing

What it should read is "this gtr does 11's out of the box and beats a porsche around the nurburgring DONT f**k IT WITH THIS SHIT"

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anyone know what the japanese writing on the bodykit picture says??

不正改造 - illegal modifications

違法改造 - unauthorized modification

I don't really understand the difference between the two, but this pictures tells you what happens when you make 不正改造 to your car!

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Means, in my guess....

...Can cost you money, and possibly leave you depressed, .....and unable to pay the Electricity bills..!! is my guess, very much in-line with normal GTR mods..!!!

So tell us something we dont know!!!

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