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Waiting at the airport for the car dealer to pick us up in the stagea i was checking out / buying, my mate says to me here it comes, i said yer looks pretty clean hey, got closer and it ended up being a volvo :unsure:

Had my Stagea for about a month now and have been told it looks like a hearse 3 times already :P

Don't worry I still get the Volvo/Hearse reference all the time...I even make fun of it because it's a laugh...especially if some says "What is it???" My brother as a joke brought me the Volvo SIPS sticker for the rear windows...I put on his car instead...lol

Don't worry I still get the Volvo/Hearse reference all the time...I even make fun of it because it's a laugh...especially if some says "What is it???" My brother as a joke brought me the Volvo SIPS sticker for the rear windows...I put on his car instead...lol

I make an effort to park near a funeral home in Penrith and another in Emu Plains whenever I can...

Hilarious watching people try to look through the tint.:whistling:

Waiting at the airport for the car dealer to pick us up in the stagea i was checking out / buying, my mate says to me here it comes, i said yer looks pretty clean hey, got closer and it ended up being a volvo :unsure:

Had my Stagea for about a month now and have been told it looks like a hearse 3 times already :P

:rofl2:

How long did it take to remove your foot from your mouth?

I turned up at a kebab joint tonight. Got out of the car, and al the guys that are out the front start arguing, ... it looks like a chaser.. nahhh some volvo...

then the both get into there R34's and drive off.. how funny is that

LOL, that's hilarious - and a little sad if it says anything about the owners that Skylines are attracting.

I make an effort to park near a funeral home in Penrith and another in Emu Plains whenever I can...

Hilarious watching people try to look through the tint.:whistling:

Hahaha, you should yell out "Hey, show some respect for the deceased..." and see what their reaction is.

LOL, that's hilarious - and a little sad if it says anything about the owners that Skylines are attracting.

Hahaha, you should yell out "Hey, show some respect for the deceased..." and see what their reaction is.

Maybe hide in the back, then leap out at a strategic moment :whistling:

Zombie Stagea driver?

Edited by Daleo

Had a conversation with my 37 year old cousin.

Uncle: My next door neighbour has the same car as you, but in blue.

me: Cool what badge does it have?

Uncle: I dont know but it said V70.

Me: Thats a volvo.

Uncle: Yeh? so is yours.

me: Mines a Nissan.

Uncle: but its the same as your car.

(Argument)

Uncle: I bet you $50 that its the same as yours

me(Hesitant): ahhh ok..

Walked outside.

Result.. With the $50.00 + about $20.00 of my own.. I bought some Nulon AT Trans fluid so me n scott can service our Transfer cases and atteza systems lol I owe scott a favour.

Went to a friend of a friend's today (who "loves skylines" apparently) and the usual "nice volvo" comes out. So rather than argue about the fact i said "yeah its suprising what a good job turtle wax does for your paint". *insert confused look from the guy who obviously wanted me to bite

"What ya mean" he goes

"Well it used to weigh 13tons, be a differnt shape and only have a top speed of 47km/h- kinda like the ad"

"huh?" not having any clue what im talking about

So i showed him a picture of my work vehicle-post-78650-0-73422000-1294724505_thumb.jpg

Then said" Yeah it even got rid of that crappy volvo badge and replaced it with a nissan one ,good stuff that wax!"

Took him a bit to get up to speed the poor bloke

  • 3 weeks later...

Not really a Volvo story, but,

Went to got drop my car off at a work shop to get some work done, And the work form i had to sign had "Nissan Stagger"??

Also get the constant remarks at work that the C34 looks like a V70 Volvo, And even the SV21 Camry???

Had my wife's young cousin stay for a couple of nights over Australia Day holiday.

First thing he said was "Hi", quickly followed by "Nice Volvo". Ignorant little bugger.

But he made it all up to me when I was playing GT5 against my mate who was driving his dark blue V35 GT-8 (he owns one so needed to buy it).

"Why is that guy driving a Tiida?" he asked, just loud enough for my mate to hear it through his headset which sent him crazy!

Needless to say, my mate now drives a Tiida :rofl2:

It's nice to have some ammo that trumps the "Volvo" comments.

I pulled up alongside a Volvo wagon last week in basically the same colour, (burgundy), and thought a photo of the 2 cars together with the caption "Same same" would've been perfect! smile.gif

Do it!!!

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like this?? lol

"which one is mine???"

Owning a silver AR-X I get the XC70 comparison a lot.... Not helped by the fact that I borrowed an silver XC70 a few years back...:rofl:

like this?? lol

"which one is mine???"

Is that photo in Berry a few months back? Saw the car and was trying to guess who in the coffee shop owned it.

Had the AXIS parked round the corner ...

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