Vic Wasteland Thread

[funkymonkey]

your holden breaks down? bad luck.

your luxury car breaks down they look after you really well. (talking new car <5 years.) anything older than that aint worth having furreal.

they also charge you just as well.

holden breaks down? walk into the nearest servo/repco/supercheap/bunnings and buy the spare parts.

[alr33x]

audi's and beemer's are the falcons and commodores of europe, furreals. VW's are the toyotas (they sell a shitload, and are just simple, easy to use, mechanically resilient cars). Anyone who think's they're luxury is delusional and needs to get their head checked. It may work on your average bogan who's never needed to apply for a passport cos he reckons Albury is going too far away, but seriously, get yourself some perspective.

Same goes for any assmonkey that thinks Lexus is value for money. The Toyota Altezza was half the price and twice as feature rich as the IS200 or IS300, just because globalisation wasn't as prelevant back in the day, doesn't mean it still has to be right now. Stop swinging on history and archaic thinking's nuts, and wake up to the fact that we live in a global economy that drives a global playing field. The more you pillocks let dealers convince you that something is worth paying a premium for because it is a "luxury item" the further you propagate the myth.

Next time you meet a euro wanker, remind em that they're driving germany's falcon. Meet some middle management knobjugger that drives a Lexus 4WD? Ask him how his glorified landcruiser does offroad.

Fuck off with your "luxury" bullshit. You bunch of cockjockeys also probably reply to Nigerian princes and buy speakers out of the back of white vans.

Owning an Audi or Beemer is more an excuse for some prat stuck in middle management to ramble on about how much more affluent he is that the next guy. Wanna prove you can dabble in real luxury? Have a garage that resembles a member of arab royalty's. Hell, even an Aussie mine owner's garage will do. Real affluent people buy an Audi or a Beemer cos they can afford it and its quality is higher than what passes off as acceptable in Australia, then they never speak of the fact ever again, to them it's just another car. The guys who bleat on about it are usually the ones trying to prove to the world that they are worth something.

if all that shit was true you would have bought a hyundai excel, cos you know its no worse than a vw, and it would have been cheaper right? or why buy work's rims why not get some bob janes its same shit right?

man they dont charge you a thing, lexus encore is the bomb. jus sayin. check it out sometime you can afford it.

[UNR33L]

most cars around the same price range have the same features, its just some are more exclusive then others and make people feel more special for owning that car.

[HEKT1K]

f**k off Leigh, shits me when people use the Joseph Ducreux meme incorrectly! lol

cry babies ITT. Buy what you want and stop pissing and moaning

[alr33x]

true most kents who dont like "luxury cars" cant afford em.

coincidence ?

[funkymonkey]

if all that shit was true you would have bought a hyundai excel, cos you know its no worse than a vw, and it would have been cheaper right? or why buy work's rims why not get some bob janes its same shit right?

man they dont charge you a thing, lexus encore is the bomb. jus sayin. check it out sometime you can afford it.

I equate owning a golf to owning a corolla. Buying a Seat would be the same as an Excel. If bob jane made wheels that looked as nice and had the same features I'd be rockin it non stop. They don't.

lol alex, I actually built lexus' website back in 2007, and as part of my package my old man now rocks complimentary Encore for the next 3 (and has had for the past two) years on his GS 430. Come at me bro.

[alr33x]

i dont need to you would know what is included then and that there aint no charge if you break down.

COME AT ME BRO!!!!!!

nah dont that shit is ghey, but you get my point.

PS. encore should be 5 years, they jibbered you

[funkymonkey]

PS. encore should be 5 years, they jibbered you

probably why they gave us 5 years free. I just use it for the airport services and free gig tickets.

Although I've always wanted to test out that 100k's breakdown offer they have. Not that we've ever had to use it. I think the only time my old man had a legit reason to call em was coz he left his lights on and the battery ran flat.

[alr33x]

reading fail haha.. my bad. bed time.

yeh they offer the service cos they know the likely hood of kents needing it is so slim.

like if u break down they come out fix your car, or bring you a replacement car, pay for you accomodation if you XX kms from home, get your clothes dry cleaned etc. still a nice touch.

oh and all you mo fockers that havent been to a bmw/lexus/merc/audi etc dealership do yourself a favour. they seem to have a strict policy of only hiring glamours, having said that i doubt rocking up in your skyline will win many brownie points

[UNR33L]

Enough of this crap.

Dis kent has inspired me to get back into riding again, gonna have to stick with the BMX though

[Count Grantleyish]

At work on break...

The GTR is getting new fuel pump later today as stock is dying.

Now I gotta find something to amuse myself between 2am to 9am and not sure if I'd feel sleepy.

[dezz]

bullshit asshole.... no on likes the tuna here

I f**king love the tuna here

Alex, buy my brothers car.

[Do-Luck]

Finally offloaded my 180 shell tonight, meaning I no longer have that car anymore (even though it never moved in 2.5 years lol)

So yeah, really want to get another fun car again...

[Count Grantleyish]

Finally offloaded my 180 shell tonight, meaning I no longer have that car anymore (even though it never moved in 2.5 years lol)

So yeah, really want to get another fun car again...

Buy my 32 gtr?

[Do-Luck]

I'd love to, but don't want a 15+ y.o import again. I'm thinking something like a hot hatch possibly?

[Count Grantleyish]

VW golf gti?

Renualt Megane thing?

Honda Civic Type R?

[Do-Luck]

Yeah maybe something along those lines. NFI at the moment though. Really need to test drive a few different cars to gauge an opinion.

But yeah, it needs to have at least cruise control, and I would like leather.

[Count Grantleyish]

Golf GTi tick all the boxes unless there's something I've missed

[krzysiu]

XR5 Turbo

[Do-Luck]

My mate is getting an XR5 Turbo, and I can't say I rate the dash very highly. Looks so 1990's