Jump to content
SAU Community

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 40
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

haha. all class there Kris. nothing but. slinky i got my arm caught in my r33 for a sec the other week. reched in with the door closed and hit the window up button. forgot the drivers side was auto lol

haha. all class there Kris. nothing but. slinky i got my arm caught in my r33 for a sec the other week. reched in with the door closed and hit the window up button. forgot the drivers side was auto lol

you've got strong bones.

why the f**k would you stick your arm into a closing sunroof/window?

i put my arm through my friends 330ci sunroof. didnt hurt lol

You know where u can put that carrot instead of posting crappy threads?

the oven?

roasted carrots ftw

this thread is now about roasts

ig1a07_roasted_chicken_lg.jpg

haha. all class there Kris. nothing but. slinky i got my arm caught in my r33 for a sec the other week. reched in with the door closed and hit the window up button. forgot the drivers side was auto lol

Yeah I've done that too...window closed up on my arm, shat myself at first but then the window autostopped and it didn't really hurt. Then again, 15 year old window motors might be a good thing haha.

why the f**k would you stick your arm into a closing sunroof/window?

Was an accident when I did it...had the car on a hoist with the windows down...key was in the ignition barrel and I wanted to start the engine, so I reached in to press the fob button which disables the immobiliser...and is also the lock/unlock button. The car was already de-immobilised and it's wired for auto window windup when you lock it :)

Birds & Basti- Similar thing happened to Brenton. The Capri window came up on his waste at like 6am and no one heard him squealing for ages, he eventually woke me up, and I had to go take the window down. He had some pretty bad bruising but no cuts, lucky for him the electric windows in it was yet another dodgy thing that the original owner had done.

Mohsen- Isn't it usually KFC and Noodles??

hmmmm im going to call bullshit on this one it sounds like one of those old tales that float around on the net that i know a guy that lost his finger from a sunroof. i dont think it would take your finger off at all and id try it too im sure in the user guide it doesnt say "keep fingers away because it will chop them off" and if it does ill just sue them :D

Scotty35- We're not usually allowed to keep peoples hands/finger...other parts they happen to take off.

Scotty14- That's why I wanted to test it. I thought it sounded like bullshit. I figured there'd be a sensor, or that the motor wouldn't have enough to do it, but that BMW sunroof snapped the carrot off and flicked it high into the air. The neighbours guinea pig was out there this morning nibbling on it

Scotty35- We're not usually allowed to keep peoples hands/finger...other parts they happen to take off.

Scotty14- That's why I wanted to test it. I thought it sounded like bullshit. I figured there'd be a sensor, or that the motor wouldn't have enough to do it, but that BMW sunroof snapped the carrot off and flicked it high into the air. The neighbours guinea pig was out there this morning nibbling on it

what does the manual say about the sunroof? does it have a warning?

Yes it reads... 'please refrain from inserting carrots into closing sunroof cavity. Failure to follow this warning may result in serious injury or mashed potato for dinner instead'.

Ok well i just had to try it..So i used the missus 04 accord..

Results...window is awesome soon as it sensed the carrot it retracted and stopped halfway.

I was then willing to test my finger and it didnt even hurt...

However the sunroof was a different story , although it did no real damage to the carrot it kept pushing..I was stupid enough to then stick my finger in it and it did hurt..

But the good news is the carrot has survived :D

why the f**k would you stick your arm into a closing sunroof/window?

i put my arm through my friends 330ci sunroof. didnt hurt lol

the oven?

roasted carrots ftw

this thread is now about roasts

you like to spitroast with men

Yes it reads... 'please refrain from inserting carrots into closing sunroof cavity. Failure to follow this warning may result in serious injury or mashed potato for dinner instead'.

lol'd.

Just realised we have alot of Scottys on these forums.

Would have been interesting with pics of bloody fingers!

I would've preferred pics of where she's gunna stick the carrot....

Yes it reads... 'please refrain from inserting carrots into closing sunroof cavity. Failure to follow this warning may result in serious injury or mashed potato for dinner instead'.

I LOL'ed

interesting, but why is it posted in the Victoria forum, the rest of australia have the right to know!! ;) next will be seeing threads posted by nsw ppl saying there fingers got choped off because we didnt warn them!

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now



  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • A 1.5 way is a 2 way. It is just a 2 way with a less aggressive ramp on overrun.
    • The ABS and/or TCS being missing/broken will not cause the engine to misbehave. It just casues CEL to come on and annoy you. The CEL is useless if it is always on, so you have to do the things you have to do to get rid of it, so it can be useful. Being a Stag ECU, then yes, it will not expect TCS to be present. But it will expect ABS to be present and working. You will need to either make the ABS CU talk to the ECU (don't ask me what that will take on an NA R34), and make sure the hardware is working....or, you just need to blank it out in Nistune. Do not persist with the stock ECU. You will just have problems. Gte it Nistuned. Start from there. DO YOU HAVE A BOOST SENSOR? The ECU's boost sensor that it. It is connected to the loom at the rear of the coil cover. Usually rides on the firewall on an R34, but is usually bolted down to a bracket along with all the other crap at the back of the coil cover when a Neo is dropped into another car. If you do not have it, the ECU will shit the bed. So, do you have one?
    • So sadly the fuel pump etc was not it. The pump and filter is new and it is still cutting around 4000 rpm. A read something about ABS/TCS (engine is from stagea and ECU too so no TCS) and i dont know for 100% that my car has ABS. It has ABS "cube" in engine bay but i dont think it works(or at least from my braking experience). Can be something like that?  I will be driving the car next week to Nistune tuner to properly see what is wrong...  
    • the Tomei LSD fluid with lsd kit. frustrated that it was shaking the car to crap and affecting everything else negatively, I pulled the diff last night, and removed the lsd carrier, could not find anything wrong, however it seem to be 100 locked up acceleration, and deacceleration, wondering if they sent me a 2 way not a 1.5??  either way I installed the stock open carrier back in place. test drove everything smooth as butter again. no shake, shutter, random, what felt like clutch slip and grab or drive shaft play, etc. something differently wrong in side the lsd. I might bother taking it apart (if possible) to figure out what's going on inside this carrier, as bought too long ago to return.  only draw back is its back to a one wheel wonder.
×
×
  • Create New...