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Was thinking the other day about all the stories that we have complied over the time you've had the line... so this is the thread to spill it... and yes of course i will start..............

It was a lonely thursday night here in brissy pull up to the set of lights on gympie rd outside of supercheap around the chermside area... minding my own bussiness red light comes on so i slow down thru gears traffic piles us and then the light goes green and this white hyundai coupe with cromies takes off trying i repeat trying to smoke it up.... and im like ah what a loser so at the next set of lights right infront of chermside i pull up next to him... and we both glance at each other... his girlfriend in the front seat starts pointing to my car and then he shakes his head... dunno what for... then lights go green and i pull 4 cars on him by the end of 3rd gear... then he does the loser fly by whilst his g/f is hanging and hiding her head in shame....ehehehehe 1 to the good guys!

Michael

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its always fun when the g/f, sister, their mother, whoever is obviously checking out your car and commenting... and the b/f is trying hard not to feel shit for driving that daewoo matiz.. staring dead ahead probably saying "shit car.. i could buy one but i bought this.. blah, blah"

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its always fun when the g/f, sister, their mother, whoever is obviously checking out your car and commenting... and the b/f is trying hard not to feel shit for driving that daewoo matiz..  staring dead ahead probably saying "shit car.. i could buy one but i bought this.. blah, blah"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is so true gMan

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this white hyundai coupe with cromies takes off trying i repeat trying to smoke it up.... and im like ah what a loser so at the next set of lights right infront of chermside i pull up next to him... and we both glance at each other... his girlfriend in the front seat starts pointing to my car and then he shakes his head... dunno what for... then lights go green and i pull 4 cars on him by the end of 3rd gear... then he does the loser fly by whilst his g/f is hanging and hiding her head in shame....ehehehehe 1 to the good guys!

Michael

So you drove the car all the way through 3rd gear (170km/h-ish... You did all this on a closed, private road right?) and you were only able to pull 4 car lengths on a Hyundai?

I think you're the one who should feel ashamed mamoru.gifrofl.gif

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I know that all too well dave ! :D been driving VT commodore around for the last 3 months :D

Best thing i beat was a wrx, it had some work, running 18psi i think it was.

I wasnt even driving! i was driving around all nite, no one wanted to have a go, mate asks if he can have a drive .. i say yeh ok, next set of lights... WRX!

It was a mid 20s couple :D

Dropped over to see a mate a few weeks after i got the 33, his girlfriend had friends over, and let me tell you... these girls were more obsessed with the car than i am!

I took them for a drive and everything

Later that nite, im sitting at the lights outside the Myer Centre entrance in Brisbane city, and the group of girls were waiting at the lights!

They all run over to the car and start giggling and talking away, meanwhile there was a V8 something behind me, he started revving his engine and trying to stand out, so about 5sec before the light went green i started spinning the wheels then took off. He was in a cloud of light smoke. .. it was awesome!!

Was a little silly, but well worth it ;)

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hahahahahahhaha i know what you mean Belgarion.

i did a similar thing but on a video game, not real life........you know that Ridge Racer simulatior at Funtasia arcade at surfers? the one where you get to sit in a MX5 facing a huge screen? well this dude plays that, gets crap times and retires cause he's out of time. then i have a go and absolutely kick arse and unlike him, i finish the race. then his really hot blond girlfriend walks over, hugs him and they both walk of hand in hand.

mmmmmmmm........that happened 2 or 3 years ago i think, i'm still wondering who the winner is.

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Did over a VY Calais the other day.....ahhhh how it feels to say that now :)

Not really a challenge but a guy in a Camry pulled next to me on the highway...dropped back a few gears....and went nowhere very fast as the gutless engine screemed, so I put it in 3rd 1/4 throttle and left him for dead :(

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My best one so far (only had the car for 3-4weeks)...

Some guy in say his early 30's driving a brand new e46 330 weaving in and out of traffic down a dual lane road, so I gave it a bit of squirt and caught him... both of us have our windows down... the lights turn red, (at the point imp thanking god for the red light :) we both stop - it goes to 1 lane right after the lights.. he looks across to me and says something like 'is that a milo tin back there' or something like that (about my exhaust) so I look back out and eye his car for a second and say 'you couldn't afford the M3 mate?'

hahaha he didn't like that.. lights turned green - he floored it heard his wheels chirp as he took off - I didn't bother launching, just took off as he was about 2 car lengths or so in front of me he sticks his hand out the window as to say 'what's going on' - then boost kicked in :) I wish I could of seen the look on his face as I snapped 2nd past him and left him for dead :(

That arrogant dick got put in his place :(

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Good one Ferni :( LOl

I had a fulsik SSS pulsar try to give me a run a few weeks ago.

Same situation, stopped at a red light, he pulls up with his 20 inch chrome wheels, form one lane after the lights.

Lights turn green and he launched (caught me totally off guard), he got about 2 car lenghts infront.

I gave it some stick and of course the rear tires are getting close to being bald so the backend just steps out and I overtake him while going up the road at a 25 degree angle !!

He stayed right back after that.

I think I put him in his place :) Just a shame his G/F wasn't with him....

J

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hehehe... i did a sss pulsar too... pulled up at the lights with this bloke who had like a 4inch exhaust and super chrome rims that if i took a picture could maybe post a thread "Very Special Chromies" plus a big Nismo sticker on the back... he revved the s**t out of it at the lights and gave me a greasy when i looked across... the lights go green and before i could even take off i heard a grumble, grumble clunk... the dick stalled his car and i just belted off pissing myself laughing... :devfu: sadly, again, no g/f...

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