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After reading the first half of the thread I thought it was going to be about funny dating stories or some thing about crazy bitches.
yeah sorry, wasnt in the mood for my first post but plenty of stories tucked away there for the right time. I did ask for others to throw some in, get the ball rolling etc!
had a girl a few weeks back meet me for coffee, seemed to go ok and she was reasonably attractive. Offered to walk her to the station afterwards which was a few blocks away and on the way down towards central she mentioned she was actually going to see her therapist in the city. Apparently if she didnt stay on her meds she suffered from the constant need to punch walls and lash out violently at random passersby..I thought 'for sure this bitch is trolling me' but nope, straight face and even showed me some very skinned knuckles to prove it..I was. Impressed.
If y

ou just wanna get some booty why don't you go to a nightclub that well known for its lowys and be a cretin. After a while you'll get what you're after, big guy.

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meh, three things.
1. i do actually want a legit gf, you know, someone to take to the movies, have shit to talk about with when i get home and yeah ok, all that soppy romantic stuff. What can i say? Hollywood has brainwashed me to a degree, i might joke about slaying bitches and even if im really lucky get to lie down next to the occasional girl IRL even though i might not see her as the future mother of my children. But hey, its a long road to happiness, might as well enjoy the journey..but that doesnt mean I dont want to meet a nice girl and settle down one day.
2. I was in a club the last 2 wknds running, best i could manage was a compliment about some chicks dress which got me nowhere and the last time? got too shitfaced to even ask a girl her name. Yup, the internet dating thing has definitely retarded the development of any IRL social skills..
3. who you calling big guy? lol i be totally svelte brah.
If a

ll else fails, there are plenty of good happy ending places to visit

haha not while theres no overtime going at work and hence no fat bill folds in my wallet.
Also with the youtube/ Pick up artist stuff, watched some of it, even had a friend swear by it. He, however was an outgoing confident guy and it came naturally for him, some of the tips and tricks i have read about sound like great ideas but its one thing to nod your head sagely while learning it and another to apply it on an attractive total stranger..
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yeah its getting so bad i might have to look her up, i got this email today

Hi Pat,
Racing car drivers! Ha ha :) Thank you! I'm really sorry Pat, you seem like a genuinely lovely person and I would have liked to get to know you better but my circumstances have changed in the last few days and I'll be taking a break from online dating for a while. Good luck with your search.
Regards,"
guess its back to filling the hot chicks thread
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Pat's too much of a nice guy in a creepy older guy way. I bet he compliments them every chance he gets, pays for all their shit and gives em everything they want. Doesn't help he looks in South East Asia for his females.

/moreracism.

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