Vic Wasteland Thread

[kaitoukid]

SIMON i have nothing to add, just didn't want to break the chain

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in other news, nearly got taken out by a jeep. goddamn jeeps.

[Birds]

Should have bought a jeep

[Down_Shift]

Birds, you don't hold back when someone mentions Jeep do you?

[Sunkist]

Birds has an auto notifier when someone says jeep

[Down_Shift]

Aaron take your merc to Decca.

Do it fggt

[Sunkist]

Lol I can imagine them asking me why there are no tyres.

"Ahh, my dog are them"

[Miguelone]

You accidentally a whole dog into tyres?

[Sunkist]

Yeh. I use her as shoes sometimes too

[bluejeans]

You'll have to tell me what brand alarm to steer clear of when I get my next car!

Haha I'm pretty sure viper have fixed a lot of problems in the new ones mate.

There is a nice gps alarm system which is operated via iPhone which I'm going to throw in soon.

Putting some 285/30/18 AD08R's on now

[bluejeans]

Also driving past paparich on Doncaster road, noticed the guy on their signs looks like Heisenberg..

[Birds]

So does Jim's mowing if you put glasses on him.

[Down_Shift]

Hey Miguelone, I'll be getting Martin's coolant cap.

Cheers for the offer bra

[Odium]

THE CLAMPPPPSSSSS

http://slurmed.com/fanart/leelas-loyal-slave/001_clamps-robot-mafia_by-leelas-loyal-slave.png

[scotty nm35]

Who would stock an adaptor which would screw into a hole which is 18mm/1.5mm thread and be able to accept a smaller sensor... unsure of the actual size... about 12mm across perhaps? Will get exact measurements at lunch time. What kind of shops stock fitting like that?

No-one would stock it, as they would have only ever sold one... To you...

I can make you anything.

[Sunkist]

SIMON wants a dildo

[Count Grantleyish]

SIMON wants a dildo

What sort of dildo would you recommend for SIMON?

[Down_Shift]

What sort of dildo would you recommend for SIMON?

What color led?

How much kW will the motor have?

Length and width?

Stainless steel?

[Count Grantleyish]

What color led?

How much kW will the motor have?

Length and width?

Stainless steel?

Maybe red cos it'll vibrate faster?

Thinking 3kW motor.

Long and narrow

Plastic would suit SIMON's needs perfectly. Stainless is too cold for him.

[Down_Shift]

Maybe red cos it'll vibrate faster?

Thinking 3kW motor.

Long and narrow

Plastic would suit SIMON's needs perfectly. Stainless is too cold for him.

3kw motor, at the fly or at the knob?

Long and narrow sounds good for improve aerodynamics which will get him to his peak top speed sooner before he blows up.

Yeah, plastic will do but he'll need extra lube though or else friction will cause the plastic to melt.

[Count Grantleyish]

At the knob, plastic is fine cos SIMON use lots of lube.