Vic Wasteland Thread

[alr33x]

So we've got an Installation Technician here at work, whose wife says he's not allowed to go and do an installation because of the venue...

Mens Gallery... Someones nuts are on lockdown, lol

Don't really want to send the hot german girl who actually made the sale, in case we lose her due a better offer before her probation period ends here.

I'll go. Take one for the team

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

This could be us but you votin labor

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Who says I voted labor?

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

And this chateau le blanc '68 is supposed to be served slightly chilled...this is room temperature!

If anyone gets that reference without using google then R.I.P funny man

:'(

The only true master of his craft

[alr33x]

Who says I voted labor?

Sorry /greens

[Leroy Peterson]

I can't recall the last time I had a bottle of '59 Grange.

guess this will have to do

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though i would love some people to properly VIP some aussie long-wheel base models. like proper, not simmons shit with narrow tires for that easy tucking.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Sorry /greens

LOL

[blah_blah]

Friday morning gossip

https://www.facebook.com/Sunrise

SHOULD YOU SPLIT THE BILL ON THE FIRST DATE?

That's the question that's divided the world, thanks to a highly controversial episode of a UK dating show. Sam Reece appeared on the show "First Dates", and was set up with a girl called Kathleen and at the end of dinner, he asked her to pay half. The dinner cost more than $600. His date wasn't impressed and neither was the public. Sam has received a flood of abuse online - including violence and even death threats.

https://au.tv.yahoo.com/sunrise/video

‪#‎sun7‬

[HEKT1K]

The bigger issue is who the f**k spends $600 on a first date?

[Birds]

Death threats because someone you don't know wanted someone else you don't know to pay for their meal?

How do these people draw the neural energy required to get out of bed everyday?

[alr33x]

The bigger issue is who the f**k spends $600 on any date?

Fixed

[Leroy Peterson]

people just being idiots. everyone involved in any controversy gets death threats.

its like internet trolling for people who never moved on from writing complaint letters and emails.

[UNR33L]

First dates are usually coffee, bowling, or dinner right?

[Birds]

I f**k on the first date

If she gets some of my maccas it's a bonus

[HEKT1K]

Fixed

Fair. But I was thinking about Ham's proposal when I wrote that lol

[Birds]

Ric's funky sleeves gonna get him fired

for being too damn stylish

Straight masterpiece

[UNR33L]

Lol, I've dumped someone at maccas before

Stupid me should of let her at least finish her meal, my bad.

[blah_blah]

I don't mind paying for a meal

But when females expect or demand it, then it rustles my jimmies

But what of equality

[Birds]

Equal rights means having the right to pay for your share...

The way I see it, the female either subscribes 100% to old school chivalry or she doesn't. If she's expecting you to pay for that whole bill, you need to expect your clothes folded and sandwiches made.

[UNR33L]

You know what I HATE is the fake rummaging around in purse / bag for credit card or cash, or just generally really slow to do the 'attempt of payment'

[L33SH]

Equal rights means having the right to pay for your share...

The way I see it, the female either subscribes 100% to old school chivalry or she doesn't. If she's expecting you to pay for that whole bill, you need to expect your clothes folded and sandwiches made.

You pay equally, and she also folds your clothes and makes your sandwiches