Vic Wasteland Thread - 15.0

[UNR33L]

Shit on the toilets floor

Someone did that at CAT

[L33SH]

Alright VWL

Another Birds dilemma

You go to the toilet

Do you take

A. The cubicle that looks like a nuclear shitbomb has gone off with a smell to match

Or

B. The cubicle where someone has mistaken the entire seat for a urinal and decided that flushing and a dry floor is a privelege and not a right

Wtf, your work is disgusting

[Birds]

clean urinated toilet, use toilet. wash hands thoroughly.

in no particular order.

Instructions weren't clear enough

Got my dick jammed between the toilet seat and the bowl

[Birds]

Wtf, your work is disgusting

Yes and the toilets aren't fantastic either

[L33SH]

Yes and the toilets aren't fantastic either

Poor bird Lucky you have an amazingly clean house and toilet!

[UNR33L]

Skid marks? Blast it with piss.

[Birds]

Poor bird Lucky you have an amazingly clean house and toilet!

Thanks to you

Wife material

[UNR33L]

subtle

[L33SH]

Thanks to you

Wife material

And I'm making spaghetti bolagnaise for your dinner tonight

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Use star anise. It's the secret

[Birds]

[Birds]

Use star anise. It's the secret

Hate this shit

Rich Maha ruined it for me by leaving the star anise in their curry

Have chomped down on one too many of them while shoving it in my face

[Birds]

And I'm making spaghetti bolagnaise for your dinner tonight

I may just have to reward you with some sex after that

[L33SH]

Use star anise. It's the secret

My bolognese is pretty good as it is, but thanks anyway

[L33SH]

I may just have to reward you with some sex after that

2 nights in a row?!!!!

[Birds]

Yeah sure you deserve it

[L33SH]

Yeah sure you deserve it

awww, you da best

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Hate this shit

Rich Maha ruined it for me by leaving the star anise in their curry

Have chomped down on one too many of them while shoving it in my face

f**k you dont leave it in

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Jesus get a PM you two

[Birds]

Jesus get a PM you two

Don't h8 the player h8 the game