Vic Wasteland Thread

[Sunkist]

I am a human calculator

I know this guy in Hallam who drives all these exy Mercedes

I'm surprised so many people I know get suckered into cheap car finance.

And I ask them, if car company is making a loss at by financing at below the RBA interest rate, where do you think they will make their money back from?

Residual value usually

[ARTZ]

This phone is giving me rsi.

Tony, your parents must be so proud...

[kaitoukid]

pretty sure a mate of mine is looking to grab an amg (cla doe) towards the end of this year (i think he'll be getting off his p's this month, though)

but it's all daddy's money.

[Sunkist]

Lol there's still a year of waiting list

[blah_blah]

This phone is giving me rsi.

Tony, your parents must be so proud...

Oh yeah

The transfer of the beer I owe you is now via Platts

As he owes me a beer, so he can just buy you one

[Birds]

Forum exec powers gone! I'm vulnerable to being perceived as a regular forum go getter!

[Plattsy]

Forum exec powers gone! I'm vulnerable to being perceived as a regular go getter!

oh you in trouble now boy......

theyve been waiting for this day.....

[Leroy Peterson]

driving through toorak & hawksburn reguarly when I lived in Burnley... would often see a lot of P-platers that were clearly 18th or 21st presents. saw a chick on red-p's once with the plates 18BDAY or something as gay as that on a 125i convertible. blaring something similar to Vanessa Carltons 1000 Miles. couldnt have gotten any more steretypical.

[Birds]

Playboy seat covers are a great way to protect nappa leather from hundreds of semen stains

[Birds]

oh you in trouble now boy......

theyve been waiting for this day.....

That woman has a lot of neck wringing to do!

[Miguelone]

Any of you blokes who roll guards had to deal with lips that have been very very poorly smacked with a hammer? Unsure how to go about fixing it without pushing the outside of the panel about unevenly

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

You don't mess with club reg as it is your club and your friends that suffer if you get caught.

I will need it for approx 40 days for childcare pickups and 50 days if whatever I want (less 4 for attending club events) so that leaves me with a day a weekend legit driving (roughly)

[Birds]

You should be right; I imagine you'll be driving places the police have never heard of before

Ahhhh hipster jokes, they never get old...until someone else has heard them

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

bike =/= fixie

bike =/= expensive

[Birds]

So on topic of the FIFOs earning shitloads and throwing away their money, I met a couple on the weekend in WA

One asked me what I earn and then said he wasn't going to tell me what he earned, because I wouldn't want to know. I laughed and then he told me what he earned anyway, which was nice of him to do that. He bragged about taking home 12k in one month and pissing away 11k of it...which leaves him about on par with a 15 year old casual shelf stacker. Also expressed his concern about being able to pay back the remaining 15k of finance in his work ute...how the f**k? Then told me I should get into the mines. Thanks for the inspiration champ.

Pat I hope you are saving...

[Sunkist]

Any of you blokes who roll guards had to deal with lips that have been very very poorly smacked with a hammer? Unsure how to go about fixing it without pushing the outside of the panel about unevenly

The best process is to stop being a bitch and just roll them

[blah_blah]

So on topic of the FIFOs earning shitloads and throwing away their money, I met a couple on the weekend in WA

One asked me what I earn and then said he wasn't going to tell me what he earned, because I wouldn't want to know. I laughed and then he told me what he earned anyway, which was nice of him to do that. He bragged about taking home 12k in one month and pissing away 11k of it...which leaves him about on par with a 15 year old casual shelf stacker. Also expressed his concern about being able to pay back the remaining 15k of finance in his work ute...how the f**k? Then told me I should get into the mines. Thanks for the inspiration champ.

Pat I hope you are saving...

What do they usually spend it on?

Drugs & hookers? As there doesn't appear to be much to do in Perth

[gtr jet]

What do they usually spend it on?

Drugs & hookers? As there doesn't appear to be much to do in Perth

That's pretty much it. A lot of alcohol and broad minded persons.

[Odium]

Have also heard that things are stupidly expensive up in mining towns... a $100 trolley of groceries can cost $150-200 in some towns up in queensland, purely because people have money from the mines... Pity about the "local" residents who can no longer afford to live in their own town anymore...

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

I wish I could share what I see at work from FIFO workers, but I like my job more than that