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Hey, motherf**kers, welcome back to the 34 dolla Sack Pyramid
I'm your host motherf**kin O.G. joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo
And we're back with our two final contestants
Duck motherf**kin Drez and Bootny Lee Drezworth
They'll be playin for Grey Gtt, and a 34 dollar gift certificate to the Thomastown swap meet
Alright y'all beotches got 34 seconds to answer five motherf**kin questions
Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock?
Well let the games begin


We in that garden state where they CCTV, the state where you'll never find a carpark empty

Now it's '95 and they workshops watch me, front bumper missin like I caused a damaged in GTV

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Straight outta Thomastown, crazy motherf**ker named Drez Cube
From the gang called colleagues With Attitude
When I'm called off, I got a rego of
Squeeze the trigger, and front bars fall off
You too, boy, if ya f**k with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo Grey 34, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherf**kers that's showin out
colleagues start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a carpark like gumbo
Goin off on a colleague like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a 34 jack move
Here's a CCTV recording to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
Grey R34 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherf**kin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin colleagues out tha carpark, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherf**kers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital T-H-O-M-O
Boy you can't f**k with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Drezz Cube is crazy as f**k
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Thomastown

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One, two, three R34

Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Drez are at the do'

Ready to cause a damaged, so back on up

(Cause you know we 'bout had to smack shit up)

Gimme the steering wheel first, so I can bust like a bumper

Thommo and colleagues together, now you know you in trouble

Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in'

But I damn near got caught, 'cause the CCTV kept CCTVin

Now it's time for me to make my impression felt

So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt

You never been on a ride like this befo'

With a colleague who can rap and cause a damaged

At the same time with the R34 that I kick

You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky parts

To add to my collection, the selection

Rat-tat-tat-tat late at night with my gat
On the streets of Thomo
Wonderin' where the Grey 34 at
Staright for ya, looking for a hoe
Hangin' out, rollin in my 'three-fo
34 swicthes for the colleagues in my hood
17 shells so I make it understood
Stay back, lay back, way back in the cut
Ya come outside colleague ya gettin' f**ked up
But I told ya, Creep, Creep ya best move
Like Luthor Vadros, f**kn' up the North coast
I'm right back up in ya when ya nut
1-2-3 nut, from the D-R-E-Z but
This is for the colleague that I used to know
When I didn't have my '3thirty-fo and a lot of doe
I keep ya this and like that
And I...



Never hesitate to put a colleague on his back

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34 reasons come to mind

Why your motherf**kin bumper is hard to find

Colleagues be standin on the streets and f**kin with mine

Stupid punk can't f**k with a mastermind

See I never take a step on a Thomastown block, without the CCTV ready to pop

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One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Drez are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
Cause you know we had to rip front bars up
Gimme the CCTV first, so I can bust like a bubble
Carparks and Thomastown together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a Grey 34, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out 34's goin' craaaaazay!
My company is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this

But, uh, back to the Grey 34 at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young colleague's perspective
And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man,
And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no colleague good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal CCTV
And now all you colleagues and ho's know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper rego
I'll take a small piece of some of that front bar stuff

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