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I couldn't look any less interested if I tried, yet still he asks me the same shit every day

I f**kin hate that.

country kid: "get up to much on the weekend?"

le me: "worked saturday so sunday did washing, cleaning, groceries, cooked dinner then basically bed"

country kid "doesnt your gf do all that for you?"

:|

later found out he's single. dickhead.

Hamish: whats on the cards to replace evo?

Something cheap.

Probably a cressy/laurel or similar

hmmm jdm screams "please steal me" at a train station IMO

something cheap eh.... pulsar. does fit 2 child seats. just not 3.

does your work offer lease or salary sacrifice vehicle options? save some tax + brand new car.

Greeters make me feel uncomfortable, particularly at local Coles where there's a 20 metre walk of awkwardness between automatic doors and the greeter who you don't want to acknowledge as human

In my case, he's a tightarse and one horny bastard.

Either he comes to me to mark down some food that is fresh as or just dry humping on nearly every objects (except for humans/animals), and talk about prostitutes.

Top bloke

So my 330mm 8pot BBK never actually made it to Australia... nearly a month after ordering them, TNT lost them on the way here... So they upgraded me to a 356mm GTR kit for the same price (normally a few hundred more) and shipped them today, should be here by tomorrow morning.

Doubt my Daily 17's are going to fit over them though... the 18's should be perfect though... Going to look baller as well.

Something cheap.

CX5 for the family car then a train station shitter for me.

Probably a cressy/laurel or similar

Nissan qashqai is loaded with way more stuff and better looking IMO than cx5.. Maybe biased cos I have one but for 40k~ the tech is ridiculous

Was a CX in the for sale section looked like good value

Can even upgrade the turbo in one, same engine as the MPS I believe

Would love to get a family car like that and chuck a high flow on it with new ecu, bring it up to modest performance for a family car

hmmm jdm screams "please steal me" at a train station IMO

something cheap eh.... pulsar. does fit 2 child seats. just not 3.

does your work offer lease or salary sacrifice vehicle options? save some tax + brand new car.

1) Train station is in Brighton. Theft not a worry.

2) I'm not a phaggot

3) we do, and I looked into it and no matter how I fudged the figures it was never any better than finance really for the models I was looking for.

He actually does ask me that every morning and it does piss me off... As well as 'get up to much last night'?

I couldn't look any less interested if I tried, yet still he asks me the same shit every day

you complain like a f**king woman, michaela.

1) Train station is in Brighton. Theft not a worry.

2) I'm not a phaggot

3) we do, and I looked into it and no matter how I fudged the figures it was never any better than finance really for the models I was looking for.

I live in a blue ribbon suburb too and motherf**kers are always trying to steal my shit. Peasants

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