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Well I think it's time for a new topic since most of the topics in the Vic section are getting boring..

So, just wondering - What are your "rules" when you have passengers in your car?

Mine are:

1. No smoking in the car - ever

2. No eating or drinking unless I say it's ok

3. No farting in the car (except for me ;) lol)

4. If [ex]girlfriend is with me, she rides in the front - no exception. Otherwise, shotgun rules apply

5. Dont play with the electric windows

6. Dont touch the stereo, if you dont like my music you can walk thefinger.gif

7. No complaining I'm going too fast

There's a few others but that's all I can think of for now :rofl:

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1: NO SMOKING EVER, not even near it if the windows are down.

2: no eating or drinking (unless i say its ok)

3: no pushing buttons of any sort

4: too bad if you wanna go through drive through!!

5: my music is the only music

6: shoes remain ON and feet remain on the floor

7: dont yell things out the window

8: dont complain about my locker diff or stiff suspension

9: hang on!!

might have to add the no farting one ;)

1- No Smoking in the car

2- No eating or drinking

3- Not looking in my glove box or centre consol

4- Never touch the Stereo, unless you want to die (Someone stuffed up my equalizer settings,)

5- Dont whinge about the bumpy ride

6- If you dont like boost, get out

7- Dont touch the power windows (Handy lil block button :D)

8- No one is allowed to put their hands on my boost switch

9- Not allowed to adjust the seat (because i say so)

10- Never EVER put your hand on my gear shifter

11- Dont make any bodily noises which will cause unpleasantness

In other words. Do not breathe, just sit there like a vegtable and enjoy the ride :D

Ill add more when i think of them

4- Never touch the Stereo, unless you want to die (Someone stuffed up my equalizer settings,)

9- Not allowed to adjust the seat (because i say so)

In other words. Do not breathe, just sit there like a vegtable and enjoy the ride :D

Ill add more when i think of them

THANK GOD no one is going to have to put up with that

Well for another 19 days at least

:D

1. no smoking

2. no changing the climate control settings / music without asking (except girlfriend)

3. feet on ground at all times (not on seat and especially NOT ON DASH)

4. no sex

5. never touch my horn... ever

eating and drinking (including alchol) are allowed, drive-through is encouraged.

that is all.

Waz.

7. No complaining I'm going too fast

I'm the opposite with that one.....if I have a passenger that thinks I'm going too fast, then I will slow down, simply because I'm a shocking passenger.... i hate being a passenger in other peoples cars, i much prefer to be in control.

The only other rules that really apply are that you shut up if i say "shut up".

(anyone who has ever had kids in their car will understand!)

1 - no smoking

2 - no obscenities to passers by ESPECIALLY if we're coming up to a red light! my car will cop a bottle, not u...

3 - obviously no stereo control unless i advise so

4 - definately no touching of climate control.

5 - farting is only allowed if i have had pre-warning and can prepare with all windows down.

6 - dirty shoes = hold em or clean em... or ur walkin

7 - drinking is acceptable, but not between gear changes.

8 - shotgun rules always apply.

that is it i believe

lol, you blokes are exactly the same as me, just as much of a fanatic

1. No eating or drinking ever - even i don't do it

2. No one from the beach gets in. If I drive anyone to the beach, they either don't swim, and no walking in sand, or they walk home.

3. already mentioned - no pressing buttons of any sort (radio, windows are locked, aircon)

4. defintely no touching driving controls - you cause an accident, you die

5. don't complain about the ride, otherwise, you can buy your own car and drive yourself. you can complain about my daily driver because it's a piece of shit

6. no dirty people - as in swetty people etc.

7. no smoking in car EVER. If people wanna smoke, you can sit outside for 10 minutes first to let the smoke go away.

8. sex is allowed, as long as it involves me and another girl. no one else

9. don't complain about my driving unless you can do better, and have constructive feedback e.g. the other day, a lancer driver goes, why are you shifting so roughly. my response - because my clutch is a twin plate, and not a featherweight lnacer pinner clutch that you can almost launch it and it'd still be smooth

10. lol, and anything else i've missed is the rule as well.

i know i'm a bit of a fanatic...but what can i say. I love my car

yeah pretty much same as everyone else but heres some just to make me special.

1. passengers that are sitting or goin to sit in the back must enter and exit from the passengers side, unless theyre a chick.

2. im driving the car so i boost anytime i want to, not anytime you want.

3. absolutely no yelling obsenities to other people/drivers unless u know them.

4. dont pick ur nose in the car, if u do keep ur finger up there untill we get to where we're going.

5. whatever money you drop in my car and cant find its mine!!

6. dont put ur knees soo close to the gearstick, i dont like touching another mans knees at every gearchange unless we agree on a price beforehand...LOLz. this rule is waved for the ladies though.

7. i fart when i want to and if theres a problem the passenger powerwindow lock button has the final say.

and finally

8. shotgun rules apply but if you make a big deal about it then u have to wear a wacky 1956 U.S navy hat that i bought from spain at a flee market and keep in my car at my discression.

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