Vic Wasteland Thread

[Odium]

5 months

I knew there was a hidden reason behind me somehow getting a girl who was 2-3 higher than me on the scale

Artz, Tony... INAPPROPRIATE!!!! but yes, very.

[Leroy Peterson]

this crazy being proportional to fun in bed...

I've been in a relationship with one who was damaged/paranoid crazy and one who was vindictive/aggressive crazy and neither were noteworthy. Not sure if willing to knowlingly test that theory hmmmm

[blah_blah]

It is also traditional that when you break up that you share the noodz and/or videos with your fellow wastelanders

[Birds]

I'd like to blame Alvin here; the food at Chiba must be reputedly bad to induce that sort of reaction from the mere suggestion of going there.

[blah_blah]

5 months

I knew there was a hidden reason behind me somehow getting a girl who was 2-3 higher than me on the scale

Artz, Tony... INAPPROPRIATE!!!! but yes, very.

She was just using you for sex

You were just a piece of meat Simon

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

cant find my the Rays key to my lock nuts... bit hard to take the engine out

need longer wheelnuts too... maybe some nismo 50mm ones

http://www.nengun.com/nismo/wheel-nut-set

If you need it I have a master key for rays locknuts...

Decided I'm gonna make an omelette for lunch.

Any secret tips, Mr Chef?

make it good

[Birds]

5 months

I knew there was a hidden reason behind me somehow getting a girl who was 2-3 higher than me on the scale

Artz, Tony... INAPPROPRIATE!!!! but yes, very.

You were her field play. Breaks up with ex; tries to move on / distract herself from ex and/or make him jealous at the same time.

And lose that 2-3 points beta mentality crap!

[Odium]

She was just using you for sex

You were just a piece of meat Simon

But.... she was vegetarian

[Leroy Peterson]

kosher?

[Birds]

this crazy being proportional to fun in bed...

I've been in a relationship with one who was damaged/paranoid crazy and one who was vindictive/aggressive crazy and neither were noteworthy. Not sure if willing to knowlingly test that theory hmmmm

Then there's only one answer - you're the crazy in this case.

[Leroy Peterson]

Then there's only one answer - you're the crazy in the coconut.

if you say so.

[Sunkist]

Dafuq? That's kind of out of no where.

[Sunkist]

Simon brah

That shit is whack and I knew where if was heading from the first line. I wouldn't have even replied to it; breaking up over email...

That last line is a kicker and will provide me with sufficient lulz and/or jimmy rustling for the day.

Consider it a bullet dodged early on, my man.

How long we're you with her for?

EDIT: almost forgot to ask, was she any good in bed? I would expect at least an R = 0.8 correlation for dat dere cray cray.

Diiiis

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*Tries to find pics on Simon's FB*

Didn't see any?

What do brah?

[Basti]

if you say so.

some birds sound funny when they talk....dat boy needs therapy

[blah_blah]

You could reply with the standard break up line:

I think I'm pregnant.

Report back when you have results

[xALmoN]

dayum simon.

i'm sorry, did i cause it???

but what the f**k?

[HEKT1K]

Bitches be crazy

Sorry to hear brah, I will be disappoint if you ever speak to her again

[kaitoukid]

Going to leave it at gate pressure for now.

Will go crazy on it once built, don't want any chance of block windows, ain't nobody got time for dat.

I don't intend on using e85 on it at this stage, I only want ~300kw from it.

Haha... I'd be on e85 just to get ~300kW .

Jungle juice providing dat powah.

I'd like to blame Alvin here; the food at Chiba must be reputedly bad to induce that sort of reaction from the mere suggestion of going there.

This was one of my first thoughts... the logical conclusion.

make it good

Rest assured it was great.

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But back on topic, yes, wtfux I see initial post updated with her email response. Wut. [insert text/example about bitches be loco]

[xALmoN]

I'll be sticking with 2D girls.