Vic Wasteland Thread

[xALmoN]

Hahaha you such a f**king moron hahahahah

meh.

if dream boats from india and africa and china and the mid east are shitting out kids by the dozens, we'll soon find ourselves overcrowded and facing starvation. dont want any kids of mine to face that man.

[blah_blah]

f**k dj'ing at weddings... i did 1 and wanted to kill myself.

What's wrong with dj'ing at weddings? Get 100 crappy requests or something?

I dont personally, but the other guy does. Its not as expensive as youd think but msg me later and ill be able to tell you.

agree, but not for the same reason. Weddings are ALWAYS better with a Band usually a funk band. (not like the wedding singers)

I can probably organise that too if you wanted.

I've been to a few weddings with Bands, and can't say I'm the biggest fan of them. Or maybe its just the band.

I'll send you a text sometime

It'd be free for u! Do it for the love brah so wastlelands get a table?

Are you gonna contribute lots of monies? Weddings aren't cheap brah

[xALmoN]

if i'm invited, i follow the azn tradition of presenting the marrying couple a red packet with cash inside.

Lol. beats getting clocks and candles as gifts.

[Birds]

meh.

if dream boats from india and africa and china and the mid east are shitting out kids by the dozens, we'll soon find ourselves overcrowded and facing starvation. dont want any kids of mine to face that man.

I think your kids will be long dead before we face the issue of overpopulation.

Here's a tip, use a condom, sex girls who are on the pill and have "the abortion talk" = difficult to accidentally have children.

[xALmoN]

I think your kids will be long dead before we face the issue of overpopulation.

Here's a tip, use a condom, sex girls who are on the pill and have "the abortion talk" = difficult to accidentally have children.

Lol. no i haven't made any girl pregnant recently.

[Birds]

Is that due to good caution or forever alone?

[blah_blah]

if i'm invited, i follow the azn tradition of presenting the marrying couple a red packet with cash inside.

Lol. beats getting clocks and candles as gifts.

Yeah only cash gifts at my wedding.

Don't need 50 dinner sets or toasters

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

What's wrong with dj'ing at weddings? Get 100 crappy requests or something?

well i'm old skool and only use vinyl. i spent 10 years getting hired to play apecific sounds. then you go play a wedding and get drunken fucktards constantly requesting shit you dont have / wouldn't play anyway etc. if you say no then you are worse than hitler.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

i - di - ot

[HEKT1K]

i have james dela cruz dj'ing at my wedding...

but that's cos i'm awesome

Are we meant to know who that is?

Hahaha Alex, wasteland table would go off!

[xALmoN]

Is that due to good caution or forever alone?

that's due to a long distance relationship and respect for my missus.

[xALmoN]

Yeah only cash gifts at my wedding.

Don't need 50 dinner sets or toasters

you need 50 clocks though

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Are we meant to know who that is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Avalanches

he is also the other half of the 2 minute needles (not dexter) and came number 2 in the DMC finals 98 +99

[blah_blah]

well i'm old skool and only use vinyl. i spent 10 years getting hired to play apecific sounds. then you go play a wedding and get drunken fucktards constantly requesting shit you dont have / wouldn't play anyway etc. if you say no then you are worse than hitler.

Haha yes I can see where you are coming from. And yes if you don't play requested songs I can imagine you would be seen as some sort of hitler

[Birds]

well i'm old skool and only use vinyl. i spent 10 years getting hired to play apecific sounds. then you go play a wedding and get drunken fucktards constantly requesting shit you dont have / wouldn't play anyway etc. if you say no then you are worse than hitler.

Play my song, Jewboy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Avalanches

he is also the other half of the 2 minute needles (not dexter) and came number 2 in the DMC finals 98 +99

I really liked that Frontier Psychiatrist song.

[alr33x]

Are we meant to know who that is?

Hahaha Alex, wasteland table would go off!

+1 I was wondering who that was but didn't wanna risk looking like a loser for not knowing haha

And as for vasectomy your kidding right?

[bluejeans]

I figured the previous owner would have done all that...

hahah nah man!

grant be saving his cash for 1500+ kilowasps beast!

[Count Grantleyish]

I figured the previous owner would have done all that...

I just never get around to do it...

hahah nah man!

grant be saving his cash for 1500+ kilowasps beast!

Haha, one day one day.

[(OO)SKYLINE(OO)]

hahah nah man!

grant be saving his cash for 1500+ kilowasps beast!

Haha!

I see.

I just never get around to do it...

So what you driving now?

[Count Grantleyish]

Jamie, I'm currently driving around in mum's BMW 535i