Vic Wasteland Thread

[Rekin]

seems I got one this month already.

so we had 10% bonus per year for years.

previous CEO decided was a bad thing

so they removed the bonus and boosed every-ones salary by 10%...nice

new CEO starts...want to motivate staff, so adds 7% to every-ones salary as a bonus...

(after firing 10% of staff)

all in 12 months!

Ask for another one.

[Birds]

Haha 3 bottles?! That would be a messy night.

One to drink, one to keep, one to sell

Always work in threes

[Leroy Peterson]

Better be careful. Heard that stuff can kill you. Even if you dont drink that much of it

[Birds]

Oh that's okay it's not for me to drink

[Mohsen]

birds fears nothing.

[emts]

Oh that's okay it's not for me to drink

i guess whatever it takes to get the missus in the mood....

[Mohsen]

i guess whatever it takes to get the missus in the mood....

punching them apparently helps, worked for chris brown.

[Birds]

birds fears nothing.

I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food

I'll mow the f**kin lawn on a land mine field

I'll scratch my back with a chain saw

I'll head butt a f**kin unicorn

I'll drive a f**kin truck through Ethiopia talkin about free ice cream sandwiches

I'll receive an operation on my eye ball while riding in a dune buggy

I'll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch

I'll start a record label and base everything I got on MC Hammer

I'll go to a big ass beehive on a tree drop my drawers and hump it

[L33SH]

i guess whatever it takes to get the missus in the mood....

Birds doesn't have that problem

[Birds]

subtle

[Mohsen]

neither does simon.

[HEKT1K]

i guess whatever it takes to get the missus in the mood....

Can't say I have that problem either

[Mohsen]

anyone stayed in portarlington over the peak holiday period?
im hoping it doesnt become the northern suburbs like rye does lol/

[Plattsy]

anyone stayed in portarlington over the peak holiday period?

im hoping it doesnt become the northern suburbs like rye does lol/

theres some fun to be had down the peninsula in the summer.....

[Birds]

Can't say I have that problem either

Are you trying to tell us you have a girlfriend

[Mohsen]

weve already booked a house in port, 8 ethnics, its going to be like that wogs in an elevator video

[UNR33L]

Can't say I have that problem either

subtle

[Mohsen]

if his hand had a mouth and could talk itd be shreiking murder.

[L33SH]

Looks like Martin is the odd one out lol

[blah_blah]

Can't say I have that problem either

I will have to ask Matt B to confirm