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fkn too hot today...

my car alarm speaker died.

just started going off at full volume, didn't respond to the remote, open bonnet (loud as an air raid siren in a small concrete room) use the key, still no response.

WILL NOT TURN OFF

so of course I did the only manly thing possible and ripped it out.

once in my had it started popping and cracking. dropped it on the ground and it made a few big explodey type noises.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

so i still have an immobiliser but no sounds :/

Sounds like a battery backup battery melting down and shorting out and exploding with the heat...

lern2flavour fgt

salt and caramel is like popeye and spinach

Nah it's garbage. Well aware of it's etymology but doesn't stop one from spoiling the other. Caramel stands on it's own.

ice cream is only really needed for milkshakes if you dont have coconut cream.

zooper doopers all da way mang

changed oil, filter and fuel filter after work so havent got much left to do tonight except pack tools. so will go to christmas light spectating to run oil in a bit.

ice cream is only really needed for milkshakes if you dont have coconut cream.

zooper doopers all da way mang

changed oil, filter and fuel filter after work so havent got much left to do tonight except pack tools. so will go to christmas light spectating to run oil in a bit.

Haha see ya there!

You do need a few km' for dat 1000km aye

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and when you are almost done with the tub bowl, the melted icecream at the bottom hides choclaty nutty goodness. I need to get me some asap

ice cream is only really needed for milkshakes if you dont have coconut cream.

da fuq? people put coconut cream in milkshakes?

I went back to the old theme and it was all good... But nooooooooooo the forum has to be smart and bring me back to this shit.

Stop f**king updating the f**king forum Christian f**k!

ice cream is only really needed for milkshakes if you dont have coconut cream.

zooper doopers all da way mang

changed oil, filter and fuel filter after work so havent got much left to do tonight except pack tools. so will go to christmas light spectating to run oil in a bit.

stripped the sump plug on the Honda...cant change oil :/ cant find vice grips to undo plug...f*k it all...

wheres Aaron

i got him a pressie.....

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and when you are almost done with the tub bowl, the melted icecream at the bottom hides choclaty nutty goodness. I need to get me some asap

da fuq? people put coconut cream in milkshakes?

Seriously try it, you'll never look back.

other day did real passionfruit pulp, coconut cream, milk, ice. blend. good stuff. blueberries go the best though/

stripped the sump plug on the Honda...cant change oil :/ cant find vice grips to undo plug...f*k it all...

damn... i snapped an aluminium sump plug on the car today, luckily it screwed out and there was another one lying around.

like white chocolate occasionally, but dark chocolate hits the spot for me (not over 75% though)

damn... i snapped an aluminium sump plug on the car today, luckily it screwed out and there was another one lying around.

well , i guess you win the who f**ked the sump plug the most game :rofl:

I knew this one was f**ked...has been for years but i always remembered as long as I used the right ring spanner it was ok...stupid me put a socket on it...that was the straw that broke the camels sump plug

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