Fuel smelling oil / fuel and oil in catch can

[Ben C34]

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6 hours ago, Slap said:

Bahahaha better stock up on em. They all leak a bit once being used regular and as stated i didnt refrence boost because it wont matter unless the hose is increaed diameter. The max flow rate of the hose will be acheived regardless of boost lvl.

You guys are clutchin at straws.

Why dont you just admit that you are trolls and not tuners.

*rant
Never do you try to see the light but try to decay mine with what you see as light comin out your buts.

You guys always want me to bend backwards and bow to your wisdom but cant even take any aboard yourselves ..only try again and again to make out your clever by speilin off crap and not paying attention to the point that might i add you guys generaly bring up.

Why couldnt ya say that the voltage i read was an alternating dc current forming a frequency?

Why couldnt you see i obviously have my car idling on a xlosed loop map with the stock ecu?

Why cant you see that you contradict yourself whilst sucking up to oneanother for backup over and over and over but still you cant see where why ot what the hell you are ment to be discussing to understand next because your so caight up on being right that you end up wrong.

And im not saying you give wrong information cause you guys are correct when you say most of what you do...but you guys say it with out thought and earely timed to justify each other or yourself about the information yas are supllying and never opening your eyes past your correctivness to see the issues that you have created by flooding info without insight into peoples problems becuase ya know alot of shit but think everyone else is dum as shid and ya just wont take the time to understand before you go ahead correcting whats apparently wrong again causing a viral loop of B.S all to endup being told this shit again.

Pull ya farkin heads in. I dont care if i look a fool im not a tuner just a redneck car hacker. You are the apparant tuners use your knowlege wisely dont just piss it everywhere cause ya think it looks great!

Man you are difficult to understand. I can't read your mind. How the hell were we to know you actually wired a volt meter into to knock sensor wiring? You still don't really get why that is completely mental.

 

 

 

I know conversations with you degrade into you ranting then saying you already knew it and we are twisting your words and whatnot, but are you implying the pcv leaks so much under boost thay the Max flow of the hose to it is reached?

 

 

 

Perhaps preface all your posts with the red neck car hacker bit so people can take what you say as that.

[GTSBoy]

Meth is a powerful drug.

[GTSBoy]

8 hours ago, Slap said:

Also if it was i ...in your shoes well im in vic you sa but id go to a wreckers like pinch a part and pocket em whilst buying somthing i can flog on gbay like a gm map sensor. They probably wouldnt even charge for em.
And if you say they wont be found i beg to differ.

 

Because, dickhead, I spend half to 2/3 of my free time not having free time.  I was in Bunbury all last week, for work, for example.  When I communicate with you across the internet, I could be in the US, or in Belarus (shudder, ick), or the middle east somewhere (even more ick) or Thailand, or the UK.  Or Gladstone, or Roxby Downs or any of a raft of shitholes in Victoria (like Morwell....even more ick).  So occasionally it is actually easier to get some other schlub to do the work of rounding up some unusual parts for me.

 

 

[Slap]

And there you are proven my rant. Trying to put words in my mouth.
Funny how you 2 both change the point everytime you get slaped from me.

I think your a dikhead too gts boy ya shclub.

Go convince more people they need a dyno tune ya fool.

And ben enjoy your life of being an ignorant ass likin karnt.

I cbf with you 2 trolls.

Oh and brad you started being a karnt to me first by not taking the time to understand me.

And ben you are just a farkwit tryin to rouse people up for no reason.

Not all readers see every post yas make to me and it shits me yas make out im the bad guy when its you 2 and dosepipe stutering stu that cant stop being overly corrective karnts without great insight to point at hand and never wanna face the music. And go ahead put words in my mouth again show people you are more retarded than me.

The farkin valves leak most the time

[r33cruiser]

You boys hangry or something.

 

[Nismo 3.2ish]

Getting close to this thread being knocked on the head I would think , CHILL boys , lol

[Ben C34]

2 hours ago, Slap said:

The farkin valves leak most the time

Yours do. Because you dont/can't spend money to fix stuff.

but you are right. You can tune a car without a dyno and by doing random stuff if that's what you are happy with. But most people understand that to play with cars costs money.

[GTSBoy]

3 hours ago, Slap said:

Funny how you 2 both change the point everytime you get slaped from me

This is hilarious.  I can't recall a time where you have ever "slaped" (I think you mean slapped) either of us.  At least not in a way that we can understand you.  If you can go back through your posts and put together a cogent and convincing narrative of times that you have properly and correctly told us off, proving that we were wrong on a technical point, and where you got overwhelming support from everyone else who must have been clearly in agreement that you were right and we were wrong, then I will happily agree that you have "slaped" us.

And......go.

The reality is, every single time you start typing a response to someone's technical question, instead of a clearly worded explanation we get batshit crazy sounding stuff expressed in words that no-one has ever heard used before.  Even if you actually did know the real answer to something, we couldn't possibly interpret it from what is offered by you.  So what you get from us is the usual "um, no" response.  You then arc up over it, spout more unintelligible stuff and end up crying foul that no-one understands you.  And you know what?  That's the only point we can agree on most of the time.  We can't understand you.

I think you are also seriously deluded in your thinking that we change the "point" (I think you mean subject, but nonetheless, let us proceed) every time we get "slaped".  Again, go back through the posts and put together a presentation that would convince the masses.  Then we'll see.

[djr81]

5 hours ago, GTSBoy said:

 

Because, dickhead, I spend half to 2/3 of my free time not having free time.  I was in Bunbury all last week, for work, for example.  When I communicate with you across the internet, I could be in the US, or in Belarus (shudder, ick), or the middle east somewhere (even more ick) or Thailand, or the UK.  Or Gladstone, or Roxby Downs or any of a raft of shitholes in Victoria (like Morwell....even more ick).  So occasionally it is actually easier to get some other schlub to do the work of rounding up some unusual parts for me.

 

 

As a long time resident of Bunbury I have to protest at its good name being dragged into whatever this thread is about.

[GTSBoy]

17 minutes ago, djr81 said:

As a long time resident of Bunbury I have to protest at its good name being dragged into whatever this thread is about.

I apologise.  FWIW, I quite like Bunbury. Taco Tuesday at the Funkee Monkee would be enough to make it great even if it was a shithole.  The fact that there are so many hot chicks running around town and the beach is great is enough to keep it well clear of being called that.

Bunbury is a little slice of paradise and did not deserve to be in a list including places like Roxby Downs and Morwell.

If any of you are from Morwell....please don't complain.  I'm only shitting on the place because when I go there it is to visit APM and I come away smelling like boiled crab shells.  Bloody pulp plants are the pits.

[djr81]

No worries.  Just didnt want to allow the town to get slaped.

[admS15]

Slaped, rhymes with raped.


Guys, it's Thursday. Centrelink payment is in and meth has been procured and consumed. Give the bloke a break, no wonder he can't form a proper sentence.

[The Bogan]

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[KiwiRS4T]

18 hours ago, Slap said:

How did they tune cars before pc to ecu and dynometer technologies?
 

Interesting question. Actually dynos were often called "rolling roads" and they date back to a primitive version developed in 1820. Of course computers are a more recent development and before that they did things that some still do such as using listening devices to hear detonation and vacuum gauges to tune carbies (remember carbies?). And of course road testing with a stop watch.

[The Bogan]

1 hour ago, KiwiRS4T said:

Interesting question. Actually dynos were often called "rolling roads" and they date back to a primitive version developed in 1820. Of course computers are a more recent development and before that they did things that some still do such as using listening devices to hear detonation and vacuum gauges to tune carbies (remember carbies?). And of course road testing with a stop watch.

I remember trying to tune my triple SU LJ, mad fail, I had one mechanic mate who could get them running sweet, would cost me a six pack every couple of weeks to keep them on point.

Tuning by ear is a lost art.

[GTSBoy]

I had to resync the dell'Ortos on my Alfa every couple of weeks.  Between that and a box full of jets and emulsion tubes, I for one embrace our computer overlords and the ease they bring to tuning shit up.

[Slap]

Deadset every one of you are pullin each others fat ones except nismo 2.5.

Lost the argument picks on gramar.

[emoji106]

Looks like someone has somthin on thier mind adams15

Mlr
Considering you were the only one to notice i was using a dc voltmeter on an adc current im surprised your going my gramar too!

Brunby i havent been but look at gts boy eat his words and lik ur ass at the same time... so good to see he can understand someone so easy without being an overcorrective keyboard warrior.

Gts boy The fact you deny to know what i mean when i post shows that your answers cant be right not that your facts are wrong but its like fundementals go over your head because ur heads so far up ur ass.
Just cause ya have a lil troll online gangbang group goin does not mean that people read this and agree with you!

Ben the valves leak when in regular use. To stop it they need to be cleaned or replaced often , how many boxs do you want?

I have tried to be nice to you earlier brad but you make it so hard so instead the last thong i ever wanna say to to you is, and im saying it -..." Im sorry and i apologise that you cant grasp the idea that you may have missed somthing. Good luck in life dik head i realy hope god has mercy on your soul for all the arrogance that spills from you."

Im not going to post back in this thread because it is pointless after most the trolls that want to rape me have shown who they are in one thread together and pfft to ya fools.
Wisdom and intellect go hand in hand but are not the same.
Sight and insight are different too incase that slipped in you ass too.
And for the record im not from morwell i think its a hole too.
Peace out or sit on it! Tevs ya want.

[BK]

I am so sick of this shit being posted on SAU in some poor guys thread about a problem he is having with his car.

This is not Facebook

Edit - do not reply to this, reply to the topic of the thread.

Edited March 28, 2019 by BK

[GeeDog]

8 hours ago, Slap said:

Lost the argument picks on gramar

Must . not . comment...

[r33cruiser]

1 hour ago, GeeDog said:

Must . not . comment...

Hang in there Geoff, I believe in you !!!