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See my Sister and husband are FIFO.

hyundai I30 and a stock Golf GTI

last holidays were Bora Bora and Japan...

prob drink less than any-one else in my family

so they not all like that.

We're working with the 80% figure here...Patrick is in the 20%...for now :ninja:

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I actually have met plenty of tradies in my time (as have most people) and as al said, this would be 80% of them.

I also have a couple of mates that work FIFO in the W.A. mines and guess what...

They are both 101% Strayan

They both drive heavily modified V8 utes

They only holiday in Thailand/Bali where they only eat white people food, get full sleeve tatts and absorb 0% culture.

They rock cheap shit +11ty offset rims

They only drink Australian beer.

They listen to nothing but JJJ all day every day

They watch every sporting event known to man

AND

They get wasted on EVERY... SINGLE... FLIGHT...

This fits most of the FIFOs I've met here in WA to a tee. Groovin The Moo festival was full of them, which is basically a JJJ festival.

So accurate, in fact, that you should consider a career in marketing; a profession that encourages stereotyping. Bloody marketers, stereotyping pigs, all of them!

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This fits most of the FIFOs I've met here in WA to a tee. Groovin The Moo festival was full of them, which is basically a JJJ festival.

So accurate, in fact, that you should consider a career in marketing; a profession that encourages stereotyping. Bloody marketers, stereotyping pigs, all of them!

Girl I know doing life drawing for her hen's tonight... you working?

does the CT9 plug need to be wired in or is their a connector at both ends? If it just plugs in you are welcome to borrow mine for a day.

Also doesn't Scotty have an EVO that he isn't wen driving right now?

found a pink 2004 CS lancer at pick a part

and hey presto, same plug

the plug is part of the main harness - wired in the DSS box and the engine management system, who ever wired these things in will know if you have your seal belt undone

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yeah so all good

v happy now

just need to "fit it" so that its in the engine bay

What I think hamish is trying to say is.

80% of fifo's are the stereo type he states.

and 100% of those fifos in his 80% barrier are tradies.

other 20% who dont fall into the stereotype, engineers :P

So, All fifo tradies are what hatish states.

Muahahahahaha

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